Ted Stories: initially used as the pejorative to describe a story, told by yours truly, that seemingly has no point or seems to be inappropriate for the conversation or situation. These are my random thoughts and stories, which some may know as a “blog”, but there is something so vulgar about the term that makes one not want to take this type of medium serious. Even though, it may be the most common form of media communications (as far as complete thoughts, rather than other social media sites). Maybe that is the reason for this aversion and hesitancy to indulge (most people refer to them as articles) with most people’s blogs sucking balls (and not in a good way), but wait’ll you get a load of me [Joker (played by Jack Nicholson) voice].